PPOTD, October 18

When the light shines into a dark corner . . .

. . . time to rename the corner.

. . . truth is revealed.

. . . you can see all the cockroaches.

. . .the closet fears it is next.

Thank you Danu, Deila, Kim, and Ravenna.

PPOTD, October 17

The early worm . . .

. . . should learn to sleep in!

. . . makes us all look bad.

. . . gets stepped on first.

. . . is relieved she is not late . . .

. . . gets used as bait by the early fisherman.

. . . is an overachiever!

Thanks to Danu, Kim, CeNedra, Ravenna, Holly, Alicia.

PPOTD, October 16

The eagle looks at the hummingbird and says . . .

. . . "Hmmmm . . . snack"

. . . "I remember when I wore a size two wings.:

. . . "Breakfast"

. . . (laughter)

Thanks to LillyPilly, Holly, Kim, and Danu.

PPOTD, October 15

The salmon swims many miles . . .

. . . and then takes a nap.

. . . and fights his way downstream.

. . . just to be eaten by the bear.

. . . without so much as one Mountain Dew.

. . . to be greeted by bears with great big smiles.

Thanks to Mirendel, Kim, Danu, Keila, and Pay.

PPOTD, October 14

The camel walks far . . .

. . . for a hump . . . (Hmmmmm)

. . . because he left his car keys in the elephant's trunk.

. . . only to turn around and go back for a canteen.

Thanks to Mirendel, Ali and (I think) Kim.

PPOTD, October 13

"The cow that wanders over the mountain . . ." (thinking perhaps in the "style" of an ancient Hindu proverb)

. . . hopes there's a bull on the other side.

. . . brings milk to the valley.

. . . may be searching for greener pasture.

. . . finds it may be not a mountain, but golden arches . . .

. . . hopes there is not a cliff!

Thanks to Holly, Pay, Kim, Ali, and Keila

PPOTD, October 12

"The person who types before he thinks . . ."

. . . will surely have fewer friendship links.

. . . may find himself regretting his words.

. . . finds his love life down the sink!


Thank you Holly, Danu, Mirendel

PPOTD, October 11

"The man who steps on a cockroach . . ."

. . . has begun a journey of 100 miles and 34,567 cockroaches!

. . . has icky bug guts on the bottom of his shoe!

. . . is no friend to mosquitoes.

. . . hopes he is wearing shoes . . .

. . . will forever fear the cockroach mafia.


Thanks to Holly, Keila, Pay, Kim, Danu

PPOTD, October 10

"A person who talks too much . . ."

. . . eats too many shoes.

. . . likes the sound of his/her own voice.

. . . has a healthy set of lungs.

. . . listens to a fool . . .

Thanks Kimberly, Kim, Holly!

PPOTD, October 9

"When the goose flies south . . ."

. . . it is usually to save herself from being cooked!

. . . its droppings still drop down!

. . . get out your coats.

. . . so does the gander.


Thanks Keila, Daila, Pay, and Danu!

First PPOTD, from October 8

"A person who walks on hot coals . . . "

. . . has smelly feet

. . . feels hot well under the collar . . .



(Thanks to Keila Kenzo and Kim Broome for playing)

Welcome

Welcome to my blog.

What is a Plurky Proverb, you ask? Good question. It is something of my own doing, based loosely on a fun (I think so, at least, and if you don't agree, you can please keep your opinion to yourself!) board game by DDC (?) called "Wise and Otherwise". I'd encourage you to look up this game and play it with some friends!

Anyway, back to my "plurky proverbs". I am also a member of the social networking site, plurk.com. A short while ago, I decided to start a habit of posting a "Plurky Proverb of the Day" (PPOTD). The PPOTD is the first half of a proverbial saying. . . . well, it is a string of words that I made up. As far as I know, my PPOTDs are not based directly on any "established" proverbs.

The "game" is to add your own idea for how the proverb should end. You can make it funny, serious, odd, whatever your choice. (I only ask that it be "tame" enough for family viewing.)

Right now, the PPOTD is to be found via my posts at plurk.com. Once I figure things out on here, I might put up a poll each day for people to vote on a previous PPOTD. Or I might not :)

Have a Proverbially happy day!