PPOTD, September 16

The woman who doesn't look back . . .

. . . crashes her car.

. . . goes home missing a child.

Thanks cannoligirl and Kila!

PPOTD, September 15

The goose who lays the golden egg . . .

. . . gets pampered.

. . . has a large chance to develop hemorrhoids.

. . . is the first to die.

. . . is most likely to get stolen.

. . . won't get eaten for dinner.

. . . is probably a genetically modified organism.

. . . needs to wear shades.

. . . will need security guards 24/7.

Thanks Hildy, Kila, Rhodesy, Bryony, and Lette

PPOTD, September 14

The first drop of rain to fall . . .

. . . always hits me in the eye!

. . . tastes funny.

. . . is an overachiever.

Thanks to Marx, Sharine, and Paypaback

Took a break?

Looks like I sort of let things go for a while. But at the request of a friend, I'm trying to resurrect the PPOTD. I'll try to keep this updated with the wonderful responses people have plurked!

PPOTD, October 31

The sheep who sees the wolf . . .

. . . probably poops in his wool under-roos.

. . . probably won't be the one that gets eaten that day.

Thanks to Stacie and Ravenna!

PPOTD, October 29

When the snow starts to fall . . .

. . . people in Alabama forget how to drive!

. . . it buries the leaves.

Thanks, Cajsa and Stacie!

PPOTD, October 28

The crow that sits on a fencepost . . .

. . . makes a good target for a hunter.

. . . becomes steaked . . .

. . . probably has a splinter in his ass.

. . . has yet to make up its mind.

. . . can still fly away.

Thanks to Pay, Stacie, Kim, Casja, and Mirindel.