The goose who lays the golden egg . . .
. . . gets pampered.
. . . has a large chance to develop hemorrhoids.
. . . is the first to die.
. . . is most likely to get stolen.
. . . won't get eaten for dinner.
. . . is probably a genetically modified organism.
. . . needs to wear shades.
. . . will need security guards 24/7.
Thanks Hildy, Kila, Rhodesy, Bryony, and Lette