PPOTD, October 31

The sheep who sees the wolf . . .

. . . probably poops in his wool under-roos.

. . . probably won't be the one that gets eaten that day.

Thanks to Stacie and Ravenna!

PPOTD, October 29

When the snow starts to fall . . .

. . . people in Alabama forget how to drive!

. . . it buries the leaves.

Thanks, Cajsa and Stacie!

PPOTD, October 28

The crow that sits on a fencepost . . .

. . . makes a good target for a hunter.

. . . becomes steaked . . .

. . . probably has a splinter in his ass.

. . . has yet to make up its mind.

. . . can still fly away.

Thanks to Pay, Stacie, Kim, Casja, and Mirindel.

PPOTD, October 27

When you count your balloons . . .

. . . do it quickly before they float away.

. . .  do not confuse them with melons . . .

Thanks, Kim and Sharine!

PPOTD, October 26

A good place for a mouse . . .

. . . is right by my computer.

. . . is anywhere I'm not!

. . . may not be good for others . . .

. . . is somewhere the cat can't fit.

Thanks to Mirendel, Ravenna, Stacie, and Kim.

PPOTD, October 25

Even the gentlest dog . . .

. . . secretly wants to chew your leg off.

. . . will still pee on a fire hydrant.

. . . has a bite . . .

. . . kills fleas when he can.

Thanks to Kim, Cajsa, Pay, and Sharine.

PPOTD, October 23

When the sheep sees her shearer . . .

. . . she knows her fate.

. . . she knows her butt is going to get cold.

Thanks to Ravenna and Daila!

PPOTD, October 22

When going to the henhouse to collect eggs, . . .

. . . watch what you're stepping in.

. . . do not reach under the rooster .  . .

. . . wear galoshes.

Thanks to Kim, Ravenna, and Cajsa.

PPOTD, October 21

If you walk a mile in someone else's shoes . . .

. . . be sure to wear socks!

. . . you probably will be walking two . . .

. . . you'll inevitably come down with their toe fungus.

. . . you're likely to get blisters.

. . . they better be cute . . .

. . . you've got a good headstart, cause they'll be mad at you for stealing their shoes!

. . . disinfect after.

Thank you Keila, Stacie, Cajsa, Nikki, Pay, Kim, and Nightflower.

PPOTD, October 19

The happiest people . . .

. . . are sometimes the most annoying.

. . . have not read the morning news . . .

. . . are those who think the most interesting thoughts (initially attributed to William Lyons Phelps)

. . . are like flowers among the weeds

Thanks to Stacie, Kim, Danu, and Keila