PPOTD, September 16

The woman who doesn't look back . . .

. . . crashes her car.

. . . goes home missing a child.

Thanks cannoligirl and Kila!

PPOTD, September 15

The goose who lays the golden egg . . .

. . . gets pampered.

. . . has a large chance to develop hemorrhoids.

. . . is the first to die.

. . . is most likely to get stolen.

. . . won't get eaten for dinner.

. . . is probably a genetically modified organism.

. . . needs to wear shades.

. . . will need security guards 24/7.

Thanks Hildy, Kila, Rhodesy, Bryony, and Lette

PPOTD, September 14

The first drop of rain to fall . . .

. . . always hits me in the eye!

. . . tastes funny.

. . . is an overachiever.

Thanks to Marx, Sharine, and Paypaback

Took a break?

Looks like I sort of let things go for a while. But at the request of a friend, I'm trying to resurrect the PPOTD. I'll try to keep this updated with the wonderful responses people have plurked!

PPOTD, October 31

The sheep who sees the wolf . . .

. . . probably poops in his wool under-roos.

. . . probably won't be the one that gets eaten that day.

Thanks to Stacie and Ravenna!

PPOTD, October 29

When the snow starts to fall . . .

. . . people in Alabama forget how to drive!

. . . it buries the leaves.

Thanks, Cajsa and Stacie!

PPOTD, October 28

The crow that sits on a fencepost . . .

. . . makes a good target for a hunter.

. . . becomes steaked . . .

. . . probably has a splinter in his ass.

. . . has yet to make up its mind.

. . . can still fly away.

Thanks to Pay, Stacie, Kim, Casja, and Mirindel.

PPOTD, October 27

When you count your balloons . . .

. . . do it quickly before they float away.

. . .  do not confuse them with melons . . .

Thanks, Kim and Sharine!

PPOTD, October 26

A good place for a mouse . . .

. . . is right by my computer.

. . . is anywhere I'm not!

. . . may not be good for others . . .

. . . is somewhere the cat can't fit.

Thanks to Mirendel, Ravenna, Stacie, and Kim.

PPOTD, October 25

Even the gentlest dog . . .

. . . secretly wants to chew your leg off.

. . . will still pee on a fire hydrant.

. . . has a bite . . .

. . . kills fleas when he can.

Thanks to Kim, Cajsa, Pay, and Sharine.

PPOTD, October 23

When the sheep sees her shearer . . .

. . . she knows her fate.

. . . she knows her butt is going to get cold.

Thanks to Ravenna and Daila!

PPOTD, October 22

When going to the henhouse to collect eggs, . . .

. . . watch what you're stepping in.

. . . do not reach under the rooster .  . .

. . . wear galoshes.

Thanks to Kim, Ravenna, and Cajsa.

PPOTD, October 21

If you walk a mile in someone else's shoes . . .

. . . be sure to wear socks!

. . . you probably will be walking two . . .

. . . you'll inevitably come down with their toe fungus.

. . . you're likely to get blisters.

. . . they better be cute . . .

. . . you've got a good headstart, cause they'll be mad at you for stealing their shoes!

. . . disinfect after.

Thank you Keila, Stacie, Cajsa, Nikki, Pay, Kim, and Nightflower.

PPOTD, October 19

The happiest people . . .

. . . are sometimes the most annoying.

. . . have not read the morning news . . .

. . . are those who think the most interesting thoughts (initially attributed to William Lyons Phelps)

. . . are like flowers among the weeds

Thanks to Stacie, Kim, Danu, and Keila

PPOTD, October 18

When the light shines into a dark corner . . .

. . . time to rename the corner.

. . . truth is revealed.

. . . you can see all the cockroaches.

. . .the closet fears it is next.

Thank you Danu, Deila, Kim, and Ravenna.

PPOTD, October 17

The early worm . . .

. . . should learn to sleep in!

. . . makes us all look bad.

. . . gets stepped on first.

. . . is relieved she is not late . . .

. . . gets used as bait by the early fisherman.

. . . is an overachiever!

Thanks to Danu, Kim, CeNedra, Ravenna, Holly, Alicia.

PPOTD, October 16

The eagle looks at the hummingbird and says . . .

. . . "Hmmmm . . . snack"

. . . "I remember when I wore a size two wings.:

. . . "Breakfast"

. . . (laughter)

Thanks to LillyPilly, Holly, Kim, and Danu.

PPOTD, October 15

The salmon swims many miles . . .

. . . and then takes a nap.

. . . and fights his way downstream.

. . . just to be eaten by the bear.

. . . without so much as one Mountain Dew.

. . . to be greeted by bears with great big smiles.

Thanks to Mirendel, Kim, Danu, Keila, and Pay.

PPOTD, October 14

The camel walks far . . .

. . . for a hump . . . (Hmmmmm)

. . . because he left his car keys in the elephant's trunk.

. . . only to turn around and go back for a canteen.

Thanks to Mirendel, Ali and (I think) Kim.

PPOTD, October 13

"The cow that wanders over the mountain . . ." (thinking perhaps in the "style" of an ancient Hindu proverb)

. . . hopes there's a bull on the other side.

. . . brings milk to the valley.

. . . may be searching for greener pasture.

. . . finds it may be not a mountain, but golden arches . . .

. . . hopes there is not a cliff!

Thanks to Holly, Pay, Kim, Ali, and Keila